‘Uh… Four million [new] active users means minimum 20,000 concurrent users at any given moment, and you want to do all of this on ONE co-located virtual server in India? On .Net and MS SQL Server? Honestly? You really, really think that’s how it will go? In that case, can I punch you? Please? I mean, I only ask because you seem like the type of person who’d ponder the question and then just blurt out “Yes,” and I’ve been dying to hit something since I pressed “1″ to join your conference.’
OK, this blog post from Joe the Peacock had me giggling in my coffee.